Binge Drinking

Dear Lucia,

I have a concern. I did not expect that we would have to have this talk so soon in your life. I mean, who has a chemical addiction at two weeks? However, I feel it necessary to discuss your binge drinking.

At first, you sipped a little here and there. It hurt your mother at times, until she was able to find ways to deal with it. Your drinking happened occasionally. It was even cute.

Then there were the late-night sessions that kept your mother up at all hours. You would drink so much that you'd pass out or even vomit everything you had ingested. This has gone on for a while and you should be aware of the effect it has had on us all.

Hopefully, once you start solid foods, your dependency on your mother's milk will subside. In the meantime, your friends at PETA will be very happy to know that you prefer human milk to that of cows.

Love,

Dad